• Parenting Hellions,  Thoughts and Shenanigans

    Say What Now?

    I just received a letter from my daughter’s school complaining that my daughter has been tardy/absent more than five times this semester and I need to pay attention and make sure she is attending.  It took everything I have not to go there in person in my pajamas with no bra and tell them to fuck all the way off to their faces. Ainsley is a competitive gymnast.  It is her passion.  She had two injuries this year, the latest is her ankle.  She fractured it in four places and tore every ligament.  She was in a cast for several weeks, then graduated to a boot which she is currently…

  • Parenting Hellions

    I already know about Relations

    My middle son, Max, is ten and has Aspergers.  Aspergers is on the Austism Spectrum.  He is very gifted but socially he is TOTALLY IGNORANT.  He has zero tolerance or patience for the slower pace of his peers, or their lack of scientific knowledge or their interest in learning specific topics.  He can’t even.  AT. ALL. I got a letter from his school notifying me that they’ll be teaching Sex Education this month and if you want to “Opt Out” you have to sign a form and send it in, otherwise your kid is getting Sex Education.  Max is so not having it.  He has a book about Puberty and…