About
I am a stay at home Mom to three fantastic kids, Connor, Max, and Ainsley. I love my kids, I love my husband, and we have a great life in the Mid-West. That said, I am loosing my mind. I knew when I became pregnant with my first child that I would stay home. When I didn’t know but learned quickly is that its very easy to loose your identity and sense of self when your entire day revolves around someone who can be entertained by gnawing on their own feet for a solid half hour. The mental stimulation, the feeling of accomplishment, even self esteem all sucked out the window along with my ability to carry a conversation without referencing my children’s bowel movements at least once. On any given day a child will light something on fire, jump out a second story window and need an emergency room visit with umpteen stitches, or explain in great detail the intricacies of washing an uncircumcised penis while while we’re waiting in a very crowded grocery store check out line.
It seems I need an outlet. This is that outlet. It might be messy, vulgar, and overdramatic, but it will always be real. This is my way to vent and share the insanity that being a Mother causes, share it with those shouldering the same burden, and find a little humor to make the ride entertaining.
