Thoughts and Shenanigans

Weather-vane for my Haunted Mansion

I came across this while I was cruising the outdoor clearance online.  I want it.  I want it for year round.  I want all the neighborhood kids to think our house is haunted (it is) and run by a witch (I am) and trespassing across my grass might cause a temporary metamorphosis to a mouse.  But I want it.  For all the time.

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