So Much For Ordinary

I know I’ve been a bad blogger and not written for a couple weeks.  Kids sick, Mom Sick, birthdays, whatever, its been a little nuts.  So, I’m sorry, thanks for all the emails begging me to write something trite and complain about my Mother in Law, Husband, Nude neighbor, etc.  I’ll get right on that.  Tonight.

Maybe I’ll take up drinking.  I’ve heard it can be inspiring.

Why is it that I pay no attention to my own grooming until someone walks by and drops their spare change into my Starbucks’ cup, thinking I am a transient?  There is no greater motivation to schedule a haircut and wax than a total stranger mistaking me for a homeless person because I am so disheveled and unkempt.

Appointment made.